Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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