who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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