if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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