Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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