He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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