you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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