i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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