She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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