he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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