D3 body, D1 cock
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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