she was so not down for the gang bang
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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