it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
it was like eating out sand paper
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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