I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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