How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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