Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
How's work?
Spinning.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
These tits shall not be calmed
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
