hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The uberlube is also flammable
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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