I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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