I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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