32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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