He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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