JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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