The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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