i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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