party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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