I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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