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So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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