We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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