It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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