at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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