i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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