You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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