Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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