belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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