you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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