I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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