We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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