She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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