Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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