Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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