where am i from again
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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