yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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