We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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