I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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