I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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