oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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