Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize