everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
operation harelip BJ is a go
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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