better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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