matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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