I am spending my child support on dildos
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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