Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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