I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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