I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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